jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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