How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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