All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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