The maid of honor just puked.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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