That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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