Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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