A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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