We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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