did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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