Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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