But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
