the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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