he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Randomize
