Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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