Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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