You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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