im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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