He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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