i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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