I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
