Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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