no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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