Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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