Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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