summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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