The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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