Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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