the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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