apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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