he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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