**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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