I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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