So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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