do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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