I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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