Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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