so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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