...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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