So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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