dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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