He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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