I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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