Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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