I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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