For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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