I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You ate ashes out of my bong
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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