weddingsv make me drug and hornr
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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