Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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