just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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