it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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