I think my vagina is haunted
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
