what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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