Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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