belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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