...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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