i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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