You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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