Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
