We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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